How to Find Out Whether Your Husband Reads Your Blog

1. Back your minivan out of the garage you've owned for 14 years, onto the slightly curving driveway you've used for just as long.
2. Make a large tire-arc in the rain-soaked, recently seeded grass.
3. Return two hours to later to find the grass has not yet sprung up and covered your tracks, so to speak.
4. GET THE RAKE and fluff up the grass so he won't notice it when he gets home.
5. Don't tell, but write about it to the rest of the world.
6. Await his comment.